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To rub garlic on the head of ones penis after your ex girlfriend told you you had chlamydia and that the natural cure was to rub a clove of garlic under the foreskin onto the head of the penis because its natural antibiotic properties will kill off the disease resulting in a severe burning sensation... this is untrue, and you are such an idiot john. thanks for being a complete moron and believing me.
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