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(noun) Jerky curtains are the cross between beef curtains and beef jerky they are when someone with beef curtains goes swimming in the sea, then goes sunbathing. thereby salting and drying the beef curtains to make jerky curtains. much like beef jerky, (a tasty salted and dried beef snack)
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