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A friend to us all as his minket pathetic existence makes us feel really good about ourselves until the wee bastard lobbs a bottle of buckfast over yer napper and his two wee mates called wee tam and big wullie chav the stereo out your motor as you lie bleedin to death in the gutter, sippin the last vestiges of life and buckfast bfore all goes black he shouts the immortal hey mister goona geeza a ciiggy man! Aye right ye wee fuck.
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