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It is a word that has baffled even Einstein's dick. what is squadums? well i will tell you that it is many things, but it is mainly a big scary indian man that wants to put his dick in your ear or vice versa. This crazy shit has confused scientist for many years but they think this makes the scary indian man squanto have bigger nuts which strangely make armadillos and naked mole rats more attracted to squanto.
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