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A phrase referring to a man who believes himself quiet the expert in matters of dress, sexual experimention and hair however in reality he is not. Considers himself sex guru to all the crew, however much of his theories are purely theories and have not been put into action due to said individuals huge ego. This individuals is most likely to be covering up for insecurities about his sexuality or the quality of his equipment. This individual should be pitied. WARNING: Any female should avoid at all cost due to the desperate nature of the individual in his desire to shag anything with legs without having an emotional connection.
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