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The post-hookup fart occurs after a male hooks up with a girl the night before and has been [holding it in] all night in bed, and during [intercourse]. The next morning after she leaves, the male relieves himself with a powerful gassy eruption that has been building up for more than 12 hours due to [embarrassment] of farting in front of a random girl you are having sex with. The post-hookup fart exponentially increases its intensity in correlation to the amount of beer drank the night before.
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