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A very small town in East lancashire. Complete shit hole full of dole dossers and drug addicts so its a smaller more boring version of burnley. Locals have a habit of wearing rose tinted spectacles. They think that just because they finally have an argos and a next that colne is now a diserable place to live. Its not, I lived there for 6 months and was desperate to leave after one week. They built some new flats near the beck. Nice, now you can have a brilliant view of people shooting up from your bedroom window. It always smells of gas around there and the streets are full of dog shit.
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