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The Scientific Study of Helen "sexually depleted Lady" Ruiz. Helethology seeks to explore the many dimensions and theories concerning Helen "sexually depleted Lady" Ruiz. Helen "sexually depleted Lady" Ruiz can only be found in Laredo, TX or occasionally in Dallas, TX during the mating season. Helen "sexually depleted Lady" Ruiz's Mating rituals last approximately 3 days. The ritual starts on day one where Helen "Sexually depleted lady" Ruiz fire dances. Day two incorporates the blowing of the fertility horn and the eating of the cherry pie. The third and final day is spent resting for the long trip back to Laredo, TX.
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