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A multi-purpose, strong adhesive tape which will bind just about anything together, well-known for it's durability. Common uses include: -Taping people's mouths shut. -Binding people's hands and feet together. -Poor man's Viagra - two Popsicle sticks and duct tape. -Make-shift contraceptive device (works equally well for males and females, but significantly reduces pleasure). -An alternative to bras for women that can provide incredible lift and cleavage by taping the breasts together; as well as flaming red blemishes after removal. -Insta-Lawn for your front yard (simply lay over old grass and paint green). -Taping a sleeping friend's facial, chest and pubic hair and waiting for them to remove it. -Instant Wart/Pimple removal. -Extra-Strength toilet paper, particularly after a bout of diarrhoea. -Seat-belts for those fidgety children. -Temporary car windows. -A substitute for a Roof Rack on your car. -Non-stick toilet seat cover. -Hair extensions.
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