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A strange breed of boy that is characterized by the following: a)A grotesque nerd lisp b)little or no neck c) an unwarranted sense of importance G-men often physically resemble turtles. Although, when creating a mental image of a G-Man ,you must keep in mind that these creatures lack the cuteness normally associated with turtles. They have actually been known to be abused by desperate bulimics who have built up a tolerance towards ipecac and are looking for a quick vomit session. Yes, G-men are really that gross!
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