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A giant sucking maw designed to trap the gullible and remove them from their money, dignity, and ability to discriminate between reason and complete bullshit. Scientology was invented by L. Ron Hubbard, one of the most notorious charlatans, fantasists, and liars every to waddle around like a big fat douche bag.
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