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When a blumpkin-giver's face slams into and disintegrates the blumpkin-receiver's fecal matter. There are 2 essential elements to upgrade from the familiar blumpkin in which we all engage on a regular basis to the hallowed rarity of a wrecking ball blumpkin: 1. Blumpkin-giver's face must actually make contact with the fecal matter. 2. There must be noticeable separation or breaking up of the fecal matter.
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