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A Margo is a DIVA. She wears her red lipstick proudly and offers no apology when her dog, Bruno craps on your lawn. She is a loyal and trusted friend as well as kind and giving. In fact it is rumored that a Margo gives to many a male friend at all hours of the night. Margo's tend to be women of impressive character and strong moral fiber. But don't turn your back, she will smoke your dope. A Margo is a mad crack-whore and she is known to many south of the border as one of the most notorious and feared one eyed, one horn, giant purple people eaters. A Margo is allergic to Pledge, but sometimes she eats it anyway. She is a quirky sort of gal like that. Highly sensitive coupled with non-judgemental a Margo was overheard telling a slow moving elderly lady in line at Blockbuster that if she didn't put it into Fast Forward soon Margo would "beat her with a small child". A Margo has impressive strength and a large collection of red bricks. A Margo has unmatched intelligence and is highly modest. At times a Margo will go into the closet to change her mind.
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