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A god-like leader, Kiehl is often believed by theologians to be the second coming of Christ. Historical references to Kiehl can be found across the globe, ranging from inscriptions in Mayan temples to Egyptian hieroglyphs and Chinese mythology. According to legend, Kiehl will defeat two lesser witches and one dominant one. They are depicted as the opposite of the holy trinity: female, evil, and hateful. The presence of Kiehl and his triumph over the witches will mark the beginning of a new epoch of peace and prosperity for all mankind. The true Kiehl will be identified by his holy beauty, scaled skin, charisma, powers of persuasion, and most notably his immense intellectual acumen.
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