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One of the texts Tiger Woods sent to mistress Joslyn James was only two words, "fish bowl," obviously a reference to the preeminent golfer's trademark sexual maneuver the fish bowl, where he reportedly chokes his dirty whore partners to unconsciousness with a leather belt, only for them to awaken in the bathtub with Woods standing over them, pouring from the eponymous vessel a seemingly endless supply of a self-concocted and aged urine preserve into all available orifices. [Not to be confused with] other memorable Woods moves such as performing the [Alabama crab dangle], pulling off a [Mexican Halloween], demonstrating the so-called "resealable pipe," or 2006 incident in which the legend reportedly executed a reverse goat hook.
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