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When a penis can not under any circumstances get an erection it is like a wilted cucumber. Girls and some guys have been known to use cucumbers as sex toys, but a wilted cucumber is just no use to anyone. Unlike whiskey dick or normal impotency. Even viagra cannot cure a bad case of the wilted cucumber.
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