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An annoying dude who has nothing going on. Usually that annoying friend who you can't get to leave your house and who is always around when you dont want them to be. They are around you so much that they appear to be gay and has a thing for you. Someone who comes over and smells like death took a dump on them and then they rolled around in it, then want to stand over your shoulder. Someone who is really lame and sucks at life. That one friend that when you and your girlfriend are having a fight, they say their two cents and it makes the situation worse and then leaves. A 40 year old man in a late 20's guy who dresses like a 60 year old man and has the common sense of a 15 year old.
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