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An exhilarating enjoyment derived from witnessing a master-class in footballing prowess by Niklas Bendtner. Said spectacle typically involves the scoring of hat-tricks in the Champion's League knock-out stages or otherwise missing a hatful chances that one suspect's their senile, semi-incontinent nan could put away blindfolded.
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