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Softcore pimp - (n) - defined previously.  Hardcore pimp - (n) - a pimp who has risen spiritually and emotionally above his peers who claim to be "pimps."  A hardcore pimp is the epitome of pimpiness - his wields the pimp field with frightening alacrity, accuracy, and ardor.  He has no use for these so-called "hoes", or female prostitutes.  He ordains himself with few ornaments, often preferring a feather and simple robes.  They value life as a whole on this world, respect what is natural, and seek to improve humanity. The weapon he wields is the pimp cane, which is used often by softcore pimps who use it to bother his "hoes" or other people.  Those trained in its use can channel the pimp force.  In addition, when used for self defense allow a hardcore pimp to defend with such skill that few weapons, short of modern warfare, and penetrate his weave.  For a softcore pimp to advance to a hardcore pimp requires concentration, wisdom, foresight, and compassion.  The process takes years, often under the training of a Master Pimp.   The hardcore pimp is well educated, often with a Doctoral in Philosophy, English, or the arts.    The most common objects that he pimps are chairs, houseplants, and windows.  These are easy to pimp and are ubiquitous, serving as a well from which he can draw the pimp force to use against runaway softcore pimps.  While I have used "he" here, it is used as a gender-neutral pronoun.  There are as many female hardcore pimps as male hardcore pimps.   I challenge you to become a hardcore pimp - to seek knowledge and learn - to cultivate morality - to find your life's destiny - to be the person that you were meant to be.

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