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The most important prize in the game of basketball, awarded to the player in a particular game who nets the most Cape Points. Cape points reward manly achievements such as blocked shots and offensive rebounding, and punish weak, pussy-ass, cowardly tendencies like passing and shooting three pointers. Cape Points Formula: PTS + 5*OFF REB + 3*DEF REB + 10*BLK - 10*3PA - 3*3PM -3*AST Bonus points are awarded for Flagrant Fouls (+15) and Ejections (+25). Dwight Howard typically leads the league in Cape Points.
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