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Eldon is a complete stud. He has his ears peirced and doesnt care what other people think about it...(dad). Eldon is a synonym for chick magnet. He beats off girls with a stick... or his 34 inch biceps. Eldon works at best buy, and no girls... hes not for sale.... get in line.
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