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A laptop natzi is a person that is always using a minimum of three laptops at the same time and at least four others they are supposed to be 'fixing' for other people. WARNING! Do not leave this person alone with your laptop and a small philips screwdriver! Seeing your own lap in pieces for the first time can be devastating.
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