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noun. The momentary lapse of self-awareness one experiences after prolonged mobile device usage suddenly leads to a blunt snap back into reality. Symptoms include, but are not limited to deterioration of short-term memory, sense of direction, motor functions, speech, and courtesy. Mobile Dementia, or Mobile Mania as it is known in many public transit systems, can last as little as a few seconds or as much as a full minute while the inflicted try to figure out where the fuck they were going, how to fucking get there, and who the fuck they think they are.
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