Skip to main content
Dictionary
Store
Blog
World
Help
Advertise
Chat
System Status
Information Collection Notice
Trademark Concerns
reCAPTCHA Privacy
Terms of Service
reCAPTCHA Terms
Privacy Policy
Accessibility
Report a Bug
Data Request
Contact Us
Security
DMCA
© 1999–2026 Urban Dictionary ®
Mugs
Tees
Hoodies
Pro Customization
Create unique products with your own words and definitions
Preview
Personalize Your Design
Your Word
Your Definition
Crunky and Lloyd are two guys on facebook who have tested multiple laws and proven them real. Law One: When snowboarding, all girls with rental boards are NOT hot. Law Two: If you're a big ass to girls they will like you. Law Three: On chair lifts, you always miss the hot chicks by one chair.
Text fits
Save
Cancel