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Also known as 'Dakota Lupton' or 'Dak' or 'Dackleberry Finch' an Oaf is a thing or someone that only uses 3% of its brain when speaking and problem solving. An Oaf is not necessarily lacking intellect, but is rather quick to act on impulse thus appearing to lack any common sense or logic though this may not be the case in reality. While generally not skilled at many things, Oafs will often excel at playing guitar (especially jamming) and ping pong. Do not loan treasured possessions to an Oaf, they will likely be destroyed. Oafs often spend large amounts of their days doing absolutely nothing.
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