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Usually following the word "old"; a coffin dodger, an old person who moans about their arthritis. They have little hair on their head, but compensate by tufts sprouting from their ears and noses (male) chins and top lips (female). They dispise anything that anyone under 30 may do. Cant manage to drive more than 30mph, and only drive on Sundays.
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