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An ignorant tool with incredibly low self esteem. This is the guy who, though he's 5 years removed from graduation, will still attend the [high school girls] [basketball game] and post about it on Facebook. This is the guy who everyone voted to be the most successful in high school yet who shows himself to be an epic fail, surprising nobody who isn't a tool. This is the guy who is always the first to post a "happy birthday" on each and every one of his Facebook's friends' walls (includes younger siblings, whom he has barely ever spoken to, of kids who used to tolerate his ass [back in the day]). Yet this is the guy who has amassed a following a tools like the Pied Piper did with children. In short, this is a person you never wanna be.
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