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A fictional creature from Christian mytholgy. An evolutionist (alternately spelled "evilutionist") begins life as something resembling a monkey, but upon reaching puberty morphs into a humanoid creature. Evolutionists worship satan, and are known to accociate with Atheists. They also worship a fictional man called Darwin (not to be confused with naturalist Charles Darwin, who actually existed), who helped Judas and his Jewish freinds kill Jesus. Evolutionists are one of the few mythical creatures that some people still beleive in. The only others are fairies, god, mudkipz, and Hannah Montanna.
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