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1. A no call or a no show at work. 2. A no call or a now show at work following a long night of drinking and taking illegal substances. 3. Conveniently missing work to meet college buddies at the bar for sporting event or other staged drinking affairs. 4. Pushing your unexcused absences to the brink of getting fired 5. Waking up hungover and not attempting to call, show up, or email that you wouldn't be coming in to work on a given day.
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