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Half Nelson= A normal bowel movement with limited impact to associated porcelain and surrounding stalls. Full Nelson= A bowel movement in the like of the Mt St. Helens eruption. Usually impacts the entire restroom facility, including stall walls, porcelain, seat and sometimes the floor. Affectionately named after a construction worker named Nelson.
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