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A phrase used to call out a douchebag comment. Also Known As Douchebaggery. Rules Regarding The Use Of The Word 'Douchebag Douchebag Moment': 1) Never Used As A Compliment. 2) If One Does Not Call Out The Douchebag Moment, The Douchebagger Must Admit To Their Wrong Doings. 3) If One Does Call Out To The Douchebag Moment, The Douchebagger Must Say "Douchebag Moment." 4) If The Douchebagger Does Not Comply, A Beating Is Necessary. 5) The Beatings Mentioned In Rule 4 Must Be Random, As In When The Douchebag Least Expects It. The Douchebagger Can Say Douchebag Moment While Getting Beat, But It Will Have No Meaning And The Beating Will Stay In Effect. 6) Retaliation Is Only Permittable If A Low Blow Is Obtained. A Low Blow Is A Crotch Shot For Males, Cunt Punt And Boob Punches For Females.
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