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A Fat, Balding Creature with no "Genuine" friends, originally from Leicester in the UK, regards Peter Stringfellow and Hugh Hefner as his role models. Enjoys Farmyard animals, in particular, Cocks. Has recently purchased a rare half Polish, half American Cock, from the Dopierala Family. Wrighty spoils his Cock frequently, spending small fortunes keeping him well fed and watered.
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