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All gingers go through 5 stages in their life, like the 5 stages of grief. 1. Denial - They blindly believe they are 'strawberry blonde' and not ginger. LIES 2. Anger - Why me?!? Usually a period of blaming the parents 3. Bargaining - They start begging and wishing that their hair will change, or maybe a different hairstyle will hide the fact that they are ginger. Its not gonna happen i'm afraid 4. Depression - An overwhelming feeling of hopelessness, usually leads to lots of masturbation. 5. Acceptance - The ginger realises there is nothing they can do, and prepares them self for the endless insults.
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