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If you are a student of language you will appreciate the explanation of this definition. Lets look at the origins of the word. It may be a verb or noun similar to the word retard - delay, procrastinate, postpone, slow, hinder or obstruct. So if someone was a re-tard (this of course is the French pronunciation used in the Golden Globe winning film The Hangover) then it would be one who was delayed, a procrastinator, slowed, etc. The meaning of the prefix re- means to repeat, back, or again. So that if you are labeled a returd, it would designate you as someone who repeats the turding process frequently. Therefore not an individual who hinders or slows the turding process. Please feel free to apply the moniker to people as needed. I think it could be applicable to one who spews forth turds, perhaps those in elected office, in specific divisions of sales, or individuals who have not completed assigned tasks and feel the need to deny the reality that they were retarded in doing the task and so they make up excuses for the delay.

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