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Someone who knows enough truth about how libraries really work, but not enough to go insane or be qualified as a real librarian. A portmanteau of Sham and Librarian Symptoms: * Holds strong, unwavering opinions about library records, that cannot typically be stated without at least 3 different expletives. * Drinks like a fish to try to stem the pain from their considerations of the kafka-esque procedures running the library world today. * For some reason, a guy called Marc is the bane of their lives, especially the one that's eight years old. * Started doing IT support for librarians is a persistent feature as well.
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