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A female employee whose sole purpose in life is to make tea and coffee and arrange grapes on a plate. She is incapable of answering the phone or sending her line manager to the right meeting on the right day. She also throws herself at anything in trousers with a pulse, laughing at inappropriate moments like a maniac at anything they say.
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