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Probably the world's greatest lover, fighter,wit, intellect and blogger. Old Knudsen has almost everything with or without a heart beat including your ma. Men want to be him and women want to do him. Too cool to be cool and is always right even when hes wrong. Chuck Norris fears Old Knudsen. Old Knudsen invents words like Blogjinx and Cuntpop he is a genius.
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