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- The ultimate form of doucheness. - Only exhibited by one who surpasses all others in his or her ability to be a douche. - Displayed by punk boys who believe themselves to be men. - An extreme case of douchemire is accompanied by an innate ability to be a pussy. The douchemire in question has no known XX chromosome.
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