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One of the best instruments to ever be played. The people that hate it either listened to some half-assed idiot's attempt at music or are jealous because they know they'll never be cool enough to play it. Can be played solo, in a band or orchestra, small ensemble, or even a rock band such as Jethro Tull. It is a dificult instument that requires many hours of practice but it's all worth it cause when you're good, you're damn good. Females AND males can play it. And yes, straight males. Some of the best floutists are STRAIGHT males. So stop hatin on us, 'cause you're just jealous. At least we're not obnoxious like damn trumpeteers.
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