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Smart-Arse -Know-It alls who go into other people's work places of an evening such as restaurants and tell waiter-staff how to do their jobs and the chefs how to cook and mainly cause havoc and distess, after they knock off from their own jobs becasue of their little lives. Sometimes customers are know as "The Little People" for the naivity and demonstrations of brainless behaviour and overall dumbness. They sit there arses down wherever they like without having the common decency of finding the maitra' d and get pissed off when they are removed from the reserved table. When/if unsatisfied with thier meals, they don't want the problem to be solved, but prefer to make smart-arse remarks about the food. They also go by a huge range of dereogotory terms genearted by frustrated kitchen staff and waitstaff. Customers defeat their own purpose.
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