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When you knock a girl on the head with your wooden shoe after or while having sex with her. This is often done by drunk Dutch guys who realize, when starting to sober up, what the girl actually looks like. The tap on the head will leave her unconscious or at the very least dazed and confused, hereby buying the guy enough time to make a quick and quiet escape. In addition, the guy will leave the clog on the bed next to her so that she has something to remember him by. When the roles are reversed the name for this scenario is commonly known as Clog Knockout. In reference to the shoe as well as the girl that was obviously out of the guy's league.
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