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After attempting to start some sexy times with your wife or [girlfriend] by rubbing your hard-on on her leg or against her back you get rejected or ignored, the [respectable] thing to do is [hide your boner] in the mattress by laying on your stomach. Also referred to as Mattress Peen
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