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Badass shopkeeper who'll kick your ass with lamp oil, rope and bombs, because you didn't have enough rubies. However, if you come back later when you're a little... mmm... richer, you can purchase the items instead of getting your ass kicked with them. He feels sad about it, but he simply cannot GIVE you credit. .. Originally from the CD-i game "Link: Faces of Evil"
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