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A fascinating dog under 7lbs that does nothing aside from loving humans and stuffed fish. Surrounded by long, fluffy, and white fur...with beady, black and glassy eyes, this amazing creature will fill your heart with joy. He will cuddle when your sad and play when you are happy. In his own time, he will sex up a stuffed fish in the roughest way imaginable. He awaits your return to home while you are away and makes you never want to leave again. He is perfection.
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