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The act of annoying one's coworkers by public daily displays of voice projection that cover's an entire office space occupied by 40 or more workers. The voice consists of a harmonic modulation at least as bad as a orgy of very horny pigs. The content of the speech is low-class, offensive and repugnant, offering no value to those who hear it. Schwartzing has an ability to cause lack of concentration, difficulty remembering, and inciting imaginary fantasies of duct tape and ball gags.
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