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A problem that occurs when a person is addicted to Chipotle. If Chipotle is withheld, a "Chiproblem" sufferer may experience states of irritability, hysterical crying or seizure like fits. Once begun, these symptoms can only be cured by a Chipotle burrito, taco or burrito bowl. A side of chips and guac may be administered in dire situations. If you think you or someone you know may have a "Chiproblem" here are some warning signs to look out for: * They cannot go a day, hour, or ten minutes without Chipotle. * They disappear for extended lengths of time, then suddenly re-appear glassy eyed and covered in beans. * They drink guacamole instead of conventional beverages. * They flip tables over at restaurants when they are not served Chipotle. * You find hypodermic needles at their place filled with cheese and a special blend of spices that only the brilliant minds at Chipotle could think up.
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