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A dangerous creature of the night with auburn locks of hair and eyes of emerald green. It's pale skin rarely sees the light of day as they prefer to hunt by the full moon. Be aware of the temptations that are brought about when one is around a Kendill. All senses maybe lost. If one should encounter a Kendill, avoid eye contact and sudden movements. It is best not to grab a Kendill's attention. If you find yourself trapped by a Kendill in the wild, your best bet of escape is to lull it asleep with songs by Barry Manilow while lightly stroking it's head. DO NOT attempt to flee until loud, vulgar snoring is heard coming from the Kendill.
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