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Smallish creature, possibly half-orc, full magic-user of Greek descent. Tendency to wear grey socks, medium-sized boxer shorts despite a density suggesting size large. Drives Volkswagens despite their known propensity to "shit the bed" after 90k miles. Wears 10% John Varvados, 90% Champion sweatshirts. Reacts positively with Northeastern art dealers and asthmatic basset hounds. Dubious in a fight. Mournful of the past. Prone to jealous rages. Fun at parties.
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