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Total douchebag who is self-absorbed, but does not like himself very much because he has a small dick. Lives in a fantasy world of thinking everyone might like him, but people really don't. The ones that have gotten to know him, quickly discover that he is a jackass, and has MAJOR issues. Jealousy should be his middle name. Skinny ass white boy who needs his ass kicked on a day to day basis because he has a big mouth.
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