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A 20 ft creature that is half bear and half walrus. it has the body of a walrus that is covered in fur, it has two bear hands instead of flippers, and the face of a bear with one long tusk. A balrus can take on any shape and any form. if you ever come across a balrus there are two things you should never do: turn your back and look it in the eyes. they can levitate over water and will kill you for fun. they like to chill on golf course.
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